Chapter 7: And Pappy makes Six...I think

"Hey, guys. What are your parents talking about?" 

I don't know what's harder to believe: that Dwayne and Erica seem bothered about something, or that they've not told the kids. 

"Yeah, it ain't like 'em at all! You know anything, Waylon?" 

"I do not. I am as confused as the two of you." 

Chapter 3: Home Sweet Home

"So, um...Most sincere apologies that you had to see that. There are times when we are unable to contain our lycanthropic tendencies. Father seems to have forgotten that when he went to greet you."

I'll say. I never even knew 'lycanthropic' was a word until now.

"So you are Joe, I presume? It seems we're to share a room while you stay here. Not that I mind in the least. I quite enjoy being able to relate to someone."

This guy certainly doesn't look like he'd talk so eloquently. But that could just be me.

"Might I ask the circumstances that led to you joining our household?"